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PostSubject: ITT : Jokes   Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:02 pm

You tell me jokes, I tell you jokes. Dirty, clean, I don't care.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:05 pm

Jokes suck. You suck.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:14 pm

How far can we take these jokes. IE Solstice type jokes???
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:18 pm

Go as far as you want. We are all 'adults' here. If anyone takes offense to the conent of a joke, they can PM me - but to be honest if anyone can be offended by a joke, they need to lighten up or find a new place to hangout.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:52 pm

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:14 am

Lerk wrote:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Damn.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:17 am

Lerk wrote:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.



CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:45 pm

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?














Because they are ugly and smelly.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:26 am

And that is why you will never get a girl.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:38 am

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAMN IM REALLY DEPRESSED NOW, i really want a girl.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:16 am

A shemale?
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:18 am

Its a trap!

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:32 am

And youve all fallen into it. Now I shall keep you all in a deep hole, naked.

"IT PUTS ON THE LOTION!"
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:44 am

Nancypoo wrote:
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Shoosh plsnotalk.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:24 pm

TheSpecialChild wrote:
"IT PUTS ON THE LOTION!"

WHAT! No! It's "It puts the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again" Don't mess with any of my favorite movie quotes

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:04 pm

Shoosh.

Ive only seen it twice and it was very long ago. But, trust you to remember a quote like that.

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:56 pm

A blond walks by a second hand store and sees something in the window she thinks is cute, so she goes inside to buy it.

She walks up to the owner and asks, "How much is that cute little T.V. in the window?"

"Sorry I don't do business with blonds," responds the owner.

The blond is infuriated and storms out of the store.

The next day the blond comes back to the store, he hair now dyed brown and poses the question to the owner once again.

"How much is that television in the window?" The owner looks at the blond and tells her, "Sorry I don't do business with blonds"

The former blond is dumbfounded, "But I'm not blond anymore. How did you recognize me?!?"

"Maam, that's a toaster."

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:58 pm

I LOL'ED

Well I giggled.







What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Wheres my tractor?
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:38 am

Q: Did you know Helen Keller had a water slide in her back yard?


A: Neither did she.




I heard that when I was like 10, and it still makes me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:45 am

Haha! I dont know who Hellen Keller is though Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:48 am

google is your friend
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller

Basically shes this woman that was very famous in the early 1900's because she was both deaf and blind, but overcame them to be able to function normally and become a famous speaker and author.

She's blind and deaf, we have to pick on her because of it.

Q: What's helen kellers favorite convience store A:HURHAGUEHA

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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:52 am

Bravo, that one made me spit coffee onto my desk.


...now I guess I'll go find a towel.
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PostSubject: Re: ITT : Jokes   Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:06 am

Lol I dont get it.

This makes me seem so dumb ):
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